PoliSoft Academy

POLSOFT INC.

Welcome aboard…… (letter from chief blasting officer(CBO)

Talent Poli for future.

Polsoft……Celebrating poli……

Polsoft Inc. (NASDAQ ticker: POLI), is a well established new generation technology company in India . . We focused mainly on new technologies like poli, thallu, valippikkal, pattikkal, olippikkal, kalippikkal etc. We try to bring these technologies to common man, who has no idea about this.

Polsoft had a very unpretentious beginning in the year 1984 with a workforce of ONE MEMBER….

You read it right. Since then I am working for the welfare and upliftment of the company 24/7*365.At the first phase this company concentrated on in-house development and delivery. Company then started its district level operations in year 1988. Circa 2002 company started its state level operation. Company had a fabulous run over the period 2002-2006 @GEC Thrissur. Even myriad number of brick-bats, rotten eggs, ass kicks and humiliations couldn’t mar the company’s exuberance to craft more and more POLIS day-by-day. Ours is a perfo9rmance oriented company “ more polikkal can take you places for sure

Came year 2006 and the company kicked off its country wide operations with full zest and zeal…

Right now the company is headquartered at Chennai. The Chennai operations need an immediate boost. We are in urgent need for work force to craft and spread tamil polis. So we are here to recruit aspiring poliyans to our venerated (certified by me) company as Policates trainees. Come on be a POLI……..

Selection criteria

Minimum requirements

· Common sense below average

· Aash-boosh English devoid of grammar and weird actions

· Confidence to polikkal even for topics having petite or no idea

· Willingness to work 24*7 at any locations of the world

· skill for mobile polikkals

· Tholikkatti.

Selection procedure

Resumes will be analyzed by the CBO( That’s no one but me)
Short listed candidates have to attend a POLtitude test where your intuitive polikkal skills are analyzed.
Candidates passing the cut-off is made to attend GP ( Group Polikkal)
Those who are qualified in the GP can attend a POLI-INTEVIEW
If you pass the interview you are posted as Polikkal analyst trainee

Your career path in Polsoft

Policate traineeàPolicateàSenior PolicateàLeader PolicateàAsst PolimanageràSenior Polimanager

Wanna be the CBO( Ayyada athu njaan chathaalum aarkkum tharoolla)

Polsoft……Polies unlimited………

Founder and CBO-Poli Shankar…

Oh….. TIRED OF MYSELF…..

After joining our company you will be given necessary tools for finding and applying new poli tricks. You will be designated as Blasters and you will be given a blasting ID. It’s something like this name @polishankar.com. after that You will be given a text book called “ente 1001 polikal” (remember that was the best seller in GEC,thrissur, ask any GECian for further clarification). Then You need to undergo an e-learning about COBE (Code of business ethics) COPE (Code of Poli ethics) and AUP (acceptance user polikal).

(“Some of you may be wondering wot is this blasting and blasters. It’s the same as poli jus converted it into English that’s all (parishkaram)”)